Heard of X Factor, well this will be the ouch! Factor.  Marks will be awarded to you for everything embarrassing your parents do.  How exciting, wonder who will win. 

 

Ruby who will win - her parents wear young clothes, think they're her best mates, dad tells awful jokes and now are planning to take part in the school assembly.  Can't be happening .....  Stop Them .....

"You're Kathy, 'the docyors tell her.  But the girl's never heard of Kathy.

 

There are something’s about Kat that her old friends haven’t forgotten or forgiven …. But what?

"My life in total ruins, and my leg lies in a plaster."

 

Jack's in trouble.  Big trouble.

 

Not only is he in hospital (boring) but he knows that the police are coming for him.  Because of an accident - a tomato related accident.

Have you ever done something that you shouldn't have?

 

 

Be careful what you say to that, you are warned, and if you ignore this warning be ready to face the consequences.

 

 Young Artemis Fowl is a criminal genius and the mastermind behind some of the most devious and technologically advanced crimes of this century.  This time he is after something a little more, but what?

 

To restore his family fortune, he needs gold – fairy gold.  He soon discovers that it is not as simple as he thought, the fairies are armed and dangerous